Announcing our next show: Burnal Equinox 2013 on March 2nd at Public Works in San Francisco. Poster by Eggchairsteve.
Dress up like an old lady and help us bring Elephant Bird Camp to Burning Man!
Grahama’s House can’t make it this year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t party like a bunch of grannies! We still need funds to get all our gear up to the playa this year so we are holding one of our famous Haight Street costume parties for your entertainment delights!
i can dress myself will perform all new silly and psychedelic dance music on the legendary bedstage.
EBC DJs will close out the night with our epic dance parties.
Entry is free (donations accepted).
IT’S NICE ACTUALLY, i can dress myself ALBUM RELEASE 4.7.12
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- April 7th, 2012
- the Blue Macaw - 2565 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110
- 9pm-2am / 21+
- $10
- $5 it’s nice actually by i can dress myself
Absurd-dance-band i can dress myself, known for their blend of electroacoustic-funk, nerdcore rapping, flailing dance parties and abrupt costume changes is unleashing their debut album it’s nice actually.
Come out of your winter hibernation and dress for visual stimulation and spring awakening: ruffled shirts, skirts, & bright-and-light colors just in time for Easter.
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San Francisco’s very own silly electroacoustic band produces face-melting dance beats with melodies both whimsical and a little creepy. Join Thundermouse, the Minister of Purpleganda and Graham as they warn you of alien invasions, get down with stegosaurus and leave you boneless. This unique and ecletic trio will freestyle, bow and blast you into the future where (spoiler alert!) there are also dinosaurs.
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Underground Breaks
Funky Breaks
Slammin’ Electro
Dynamic Electro House
Aggressive Progressive
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Focusing on electronic dance music in the genres of house, electro, swing and funk. With over 10 years of experience as a dj, NeonBunny has played many of the great venues in the Bay Area. From De Young Museum to the Sound Factory, and even occasionally known to throw down at a dive bar called the Stud. And as music director for the former Bunny Jam parties, NeonBunny formed his connections with the creative, art, and Burning Man communities, while learning to add humor and creativity to his dj sets.
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Decor will be provided by Bottlecap Gazebo, an art project for Burning Man 2012. Design by San Francisco artists Max Poynton and Andrew Grinberg. Constructed by Elephant Bird Camp.
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i can dress myself is playing at 1:30am on Saturday!
Saturday, March 3rd, i can dress myself is playing Burnal Equinox. This is our favorite Burning Man Party in San Francisco and this is the third year we have been invited to perform! This year the event will be held at Public Works and we are delighted to be playing the main stage at 1:30am. Additionally, this will be our very first show with our new dancers the “i can dance commanders” featuring Bené Aria, Becky Neil, and Jonathan Chan! Come out and get weird!

Saturday, February 4, 2012
9:30pm until 11:30pm
Epic Speedo party with Super Adventure Club, i can dress myself, and 8th Grader. Bring your tightest and brightest sequined speedos, bedazzled bikinis, coconut bras, waterproof boas, and let’s smuggle grapes together! It’ll be like Baywatch with disco balls… Lots and lots of disco balls.
Doors at 8:30
8th Grader 10pm
Super Adventure Club 11pm
i can dress myself 12am
$10, 21+
http://www.superadventureclub.org/
Dearest Funky Ones,
You are invited to our third annual Funky Ones Holiday party!
Where: Castle McLeodister
When: The evening of Saturday December 17th. 9p-lateOur yearly holiday party celebrates our community and it’s accomplishments throughout the year. 2011 has been exceptionally triumphant and this year we present the ‘Host of House Parties Present’ in honor of our distinguished friends who have made this year so marvelous. While we intend the party to be relatively small, we encourage you to include close friends and fresh faces that would be most delighted by our unique happenings.
The legendary bed stage will be returning with musical acts all night. David Colón will begin the evening by regaling us with acoustic holiday favorites, a midnight performance by i can dress myself will follow and the night will close with a delicious and epic dance party DJ’d by Dioscuri.
We will be serving beer and holiday tea, although gifts of spirits and ales are encouraged. As usual, outfits of the freshest holiday garb are smiled upon.
Thank you all so much for collaborating on all our magical adventures!
Eamon and Graham
PLANET BOOTY AND THE FUNKY ONES PRESENT: FUNKSGIVING 11.26.11
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- November 26th, 2011
- Red Devil Lounge - 1655 Polk St # 1 San Francisco, CA 94109-8820
- 8pm-1am / 21+
- $10 (presale)
Come experience a veritable feast of funk and freakishness featuring:
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Planet Booty is a force to be reckoned with. Having started as a genre-defying concept album by brothers Nathan and Dylan Germick that blends electropop, sci-fi synths, space funk and booty bass, the project has evolved into a live show of epic proportions. The 6-piece ensemble fuses electronics, drums, percussion, horns, marimba, guitars, and soulful singing (with a splash of choreography and theatrics) to create a hyper-charged and highly entertaining dance party experience.
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San Francisco’s very own silly electroacoustic band produces face-melting dance beats with melodies both whimsical and a little creepy. Join Thundermouse, the Minister of Purpleganda and Graham as they warn you of alien invasions, get down with stegosaurus and leave you boneless. This unique and ecletic trio will freestyle, bow and blast you into the future where (spoiler alert!) there are also dinosaurs.
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BREAKIOSAURUS 8.12.11 - RSVP on facebook
The Elephant Bird Camp* Fundraiser
- August 12th, 2011
- The Blue Macaw - 2565 Mission St. San Francisco, CA
- 9pm-2am / 21+
- $5 before 11pm/$10 after
- $6 Jurassic Juice and $3 Sex Pixel Shots
Hip-Hop into our time machine and get fresh in your illest Breakin/Dinosaur outfit and join San Francisco’s Premier Costume Party Proprietors for some Jurassic Malarky!
Featuring performances by:
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San Francisco’s very own silly electroacoustic band produces face-melting dance beats with melodies both whimsical and a little creepy. Join Thundermouse, the Minister of Purpleganda and Graham as they warn you of alien invasions, get down with stegosaurus and leave you boneless. This unique and ecletic trio will freestyle, bow and blast you into the future where (spoiler alert!) there are also dinosaurs.
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San Francisco based, forward thinking DJs/Producers - Sólfire & BTRU joined forces in 2011 w/ Miss Minxx (official VJ) to bring a unique audio visual club experience.
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From a dark alternate future space reality (We THINK), their purpose here and now on PlanetEartZ is unknown, (Likely: breeding/takeover). They eat VHS tapes and write dance music. Their dark, electro-funk songs are bio-genetically engineered to cause listeners’ bodies to immediately disrespect themselves. Starbeast II. In 3D.
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Kraft Funk
With a tip of his hat to hip hop’s origin, producer Josef Allen explains Kraft Funk as a DJ set comprised of early ’80s electronic music pioneers Kraftwerk songs mixed with ’70s - current era funk breaks. A montage of grooving quirky electro-funk performed by triggering multiple layers of samples, loops, and songs.
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* Elephant Bird Camp is the Funky Ones’ on-Playa manifestation located on D at 7:30. Explore live music, open jams, a pastie making workshop, and Grahama’s House, a Mutant Vehicle version of a suburban home complete with a stern but forgiving grandmother.
On July 16th, i can dress myself will be supporting the Burning Man Temple 2011: The Temple of Transition, by playing this excellent fundraiser at Cell Space. We are the playing with The Action Jackson Funk Band and our good friends Planet Booty. Join us for a most righteous cause in supporting the Burning Man temple and get hella FUNKED UP!
Saturday, July 16 at 9:00pm - July 17 at 2:00am
CELLspace
2050 Bryant Street (In the Mission)
San Francisco, CA
Three Big Bands:
Action Jackson & His 15 Pieces of Funk • Planet Booty • i can dress myself
Two Dynamic DJs:
Critical Akklaim • Jhon Jhon
The Amazing:
Vau De Vire Roller Girls
21+ • Doors open at 9 PM
$15 in Strutting Garb / $20 in Streets
THE FUNKY ONES FREAKEASY 4.16.11
PASSWORD REQUIRED FOR ADMITTANCE…
You have been selectively invited to The Funky Ones Freakeasy. Only the best dolls, debs and daddy’s have been invited, so put on a skirt that’ll show off those gams and get ready to swing. This party is not for everyone, but it definitely is for you…
10:00 i can dress myself (live drum set)
11:15 Zinc Finger in the Major Groove
With special guest performances by Max Stiers, Paul McCollister, Belly Button Lovin’, and Mama Queso’s Burlesque Show.
Come early, the place is small and the doors will close when capacity is reached.
Cover $7. Guests will only be admitted if they have the password. The password will be given the day before the event via FB email. So RSVP to receive the word…















